Dead Love: Zombies Need Guidance Too!

Enough of this staggering around. Everyone knows that zombies lack direction, so yesterday when I found a book entitled How to Be a Zombie, I quickly devoured it. Yum … my umpteenth zombie book. As you know, I have a voracious appetite for this stuff. What I liked about the “Essential Guide for Anyone Who Craves Brains” were the lovely layouts in lurid color. I was also crazy about the idea of actually keeping a zombie day planner. Mine might say: Meet friends for breakfast. Pick their brains. Ha, ha … not literally, of course!

I think Serena Valentino did a very good job, and while the material is little stale, I’ve always preferred the less than fresh, and I like a gal who can present leftovers in new and exciting ways. So putrid thumbs up on this one.

I’m waiting for my scratch and listen zombie translator to arrive in the mail next. I will let you know when it gets here.

—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/the Daily Slice