The Truth About Zombies
My name is Erin and I am not a zombie, though my boyfriend, the gangster, Ryu, and the ghoul, Clément, tried to make one of me. They nearly succeeded, too, but Clément blew it—as he usually does—and although I no longer speak, appear to be totally apathetic, and exhibit other zombie-like behaviors, I was not really “made” in the traditional sense. I still have my will. If you read the official accounts, you’ll find that Erin Orison, the talented and rebellious only daughter of American ambassador,...
Dead Love: Mourning Dr....
I was sad to hear of Dr. Creep’s death last week, which corresponded with certain cataclysmic cyber events that shall remain nameless. Dr. Creep, aka Barry Hobart, made his WKEF (Dayton) debut as the late-night horror host of Shock Theater. Initially known as Dr. Death, he donned...
11. Blame it on the Fug...
“To throw away life, eat blowfish.” That is what the Japanese say. Fugu, blowfish, puffer fish, globefish, swellfish, river pig, Sphoeroides testudineus–whatever you call it—it contains in its skin, liver, ovaries, and intestine a neurotoxin that is 160,000 times more powerful than...
Dead Love: Zombie Survi...
Game on! Whether or not you feel a zombie apocalypse looming, you will certainly learn a thing or two about staying alert and one step ahead of the dead, the undead, and the living dead with the award-winning games from Twilight Creations, Inc. Founded by Kerry and Todd Breitenstein in...
Dead Love: Zombie Apoca...
Well, it wouldn’t be the first weeks of 2011 without thinking about the zombie apocalypse coming around next year. I was thinking about it on 1-11-11, actually, a number that is pretty weird in and of itself. Some set the apocalypse date, or Z-Day, as 12-21-12, a number supposedly...
Dead Love: Zombies at t...
Yes, indeed. According to ZIA sources, the New Directions cast from the popular series, Glee, recently gathered on a football field at Cabrillo High School, just south of Los Angeles, to film a post-Super Bowl special in which they will become zombies in order to serve up their version...
11. Blame it on the Fug...
Unlike me, Ryu did not drink deeply. He merely dipped his lips in the broth. His mouth was glistening, and I wanted to lean toward him and kiss him. Then the noise in the restaurant began to sound like water, like water running, like a brook or a stream. Musical. Hypnotic. And my heart...
Dead Love: Teens Love D...
The whole gruesome DL cast is gut-wrenchingly gleeful about 17-year-old Stephanie Barnett’s Dead Love review in Kings River Life. A fresh, young brain always works best! We are tired of listening to the mumbling and grumbling of musty old critics who can’t even follow the...