Some of you ask me: Is the zombie invasion real? It’s a question that, like all good questions, must be answered and answered and answered again. For that I need only rely on the ZIA (Zombie Intelligence Agency) and their constant updates.
This from a ZIA member: Zombie Auto-Immunity.
You see they love to attack when you are in the car, and the truth is … some cars offer better protection than others. Some dealerships too, apparently.
So jump on the zombie bandwagon. Let’s go car camping!
—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/the Daily Slice