Apparently the heartland has been hit by a swarm of bloody zombies. Audrey mentioned it, then it was in the news that earlier this month the zombies walked in Oklahoma City—Saturday, May 1, to be exact. You might wonder why it’s taken me so long to tell you about it. Well, it’s hard keeping up with the zombie horde, as they seem to be everywhere. That’s another thing about zombies. They proliferate … and they are doing it now, even as I write.
But back to one of my favorite parts of the country (I mean it; Oklahoma is one of my favorite places in the world). I hear these Oklahoma City zombies were very well behaved. They actually have zombie rules for good behavior like: Be courteous. Be neat.
According to the news posts, they weren’t. They did leave a little “blood” behind at N2 and Oklahoma Avenue, which only goes to prove that you can try and try, but there’s no controlling zombies.
They just won’t listen.
—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/The Daily Slice