Dead Love: Extraterrest...

The year is 1959; the director is the legendary Ed Wood; the stars are the equally legendary Bela Lugosi (he dies during the making of the film) and the ever-suckulent Vampira; the subject—you may have guessed—is zombies. Yeah! If you haven’t seen Plan 9 from Outer Space, you are...

Dead Love: Zombie Auto-...

Some of you ask me: Is the zombie invasion real? It’s a question that, like all good questions, must be answered and answered and answered again. For that I need only rely on the ZIA (Zombie Intelligence Agency) and their constant updates. This from a ZIA member: Zombie...

Dead Love: Back to Blac...

I don’t know about you, but the day after Judgment Day, I’m ready to go “Back to Black,” and for me that means relishing the title song from the 2006 album by Amy Winehouse, troubled Grammy Award-winning British chanteuse and very nice naughty girl. Substance...

13. Live Dead Girl (4)

Those toes and the mouth were the parts of the body that I liked the most—the mouth because it was full of itself, full of provocative tastes. But I also liked my ears, so perfect, as though they’d been crafted of porcelain. I would have liked, almost, to remove them—the better to see...

Dead Love: CDC and the ...

THIS IS NOT A TEST! Seriously, I mean it. FINALLY the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is addressing the looming zombie apocalypse. Don’t be fooled into thinking this is a PR stunt. No, this is the way you get the news out without causing a nationwide panic. The...