When Clowns Go Bad

We know burgers are popular. That little company founded by Richard and Maurice (Mac) McDonald back in the ’50s, for example, has served up over 100 billion of them. One hundred billion! I thought it was more.

But sometimes when you think you’re looking for the beef (yeah, I know I’m mixing up the marketing messages), it’s really looking for you! This is also what happens when clowns go bad. Even the sweetest can turn.

—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/the Daily Slice