Posted on April 21, 2010 | 
Quit playing around with kids stuff, will you? Get a working toy that’s packed with power. Cute, yes, but also useful. You can get a Voodoo Baby that will make someone love you, eliminate clingy people, silence schemers, and so, so much more. These tiny, palm-sized softies are like naughty magic worry dolls and can easily fit in to pockets where they can secretly perform their various functions. Categories include Spell, Love, Antidote, Guardian, Strength—each with a host of little yarn-like babies that are experts in various areas. New categories are the Halloween series with an extra scary Mr. Pumpkin and the Lucky 7 series—you want to win the lottery, don’t you?
Want a shoulder to cry on? Try “Weeping VooVoo.” Want to slow down? For that you’d need “Sahara.” Of course there’s also all manner of meanness. Hello Kitty, watch it … Hell Kitty’s in town.
—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/The Daily Slice
