For example, a thirsty group of zombies affiliated with Kaci Hansen’s Central Valley Horror Club will be following the same path as Visalia’s “12 Bars of Christmas” on their own Zombie Pub Crawl this coming weekend in Visalia. They’ll begin on Saturday, December 18th at 5pm at Jack & Charlies and hopefully end up at Santa Fe Station in the wee-est hours of the following day, though zombies may be lost along the way.
You will know them by their cheesy Christmas attire and Zombie Christmas Pub Crawl Santa Hats. Fortunately zombies do not drive, but they may be staggering, stumbling, crawling—basically, doing what zombies do—after one too many bloody Mary’s or brain candies.
Zombies over 21 only.
Heh, heh, heh!
—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/the Daily Slice