Zombie laughs hit the funnies, which is about as middle-America-mainstream as you can get. A ZIA member alerted us that zombies have hit Zits. The popular strip recently shared the advantages of zombie parenting with its rather conservative readers. Those who think that zombies aren’t making their way down Main Street, USA, might need to think again.
No doubt tons of kids feel like some of their family members are zombies. Here are a few of the reasons (according to Zits) that zombies make good parents:
- Fewer dishes to wash
- More alone time
- Shorter school meetings
- Attention easily diverted
- Mistakes more easily tolerated
- Simplified gift giving
Children take note.
As with most things zombie, this really has to be seen to be appreciated. So page through to find out how zombie parents can make life … well … simpler.
—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/the Daily Slice
Zombie photo courtesy of LWMC