British British anthropologist Roland Littlewood and Haitian doctor Chavannes Douyon have done case studies on three people who have returned from the dead.
All three individuals had the following zombie identifiers:
- inability to lift the head
- nasal intonation (imagine: BRAAAAINZZZ)
- fixed staring expression
- tendency to carry on a series of meaningless, repetitive actions
Well, that sounds like a lot of my friends.
You can read about the study here.
—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/the Daily Slice
Art courtesy of Bart Frescura, copyright Bart Frescura