Dead Love: Anti-Valentine’s Day Zombie Pick-up

The undead are relentless, and that is why they are still celebrating Valentine’s Day—in their own way, naturally. We have  the Central Valley Horror Club and that terror-ific temptress, Kaci Hanson, to thank for the  Anti-Valentine’s Day event tonight, Wednesday, February 16th, from 8-11pm at All Pro Pizza, 1615 Mooney Boulevard, in Visalia, California.

So go, have fun, and beware. You might find yourself on the receiving end of these zombie pick-up lines (offered courtesy of Clément):

1. Hello, gore-geous.
2. I’m gonna steal your heart.
3. I love a brainy gal/guy.
4. You look good enough to eat.
5. Wow, you have style; yeah you really have great taste.
6. I have killer plans for the two of us.
7. Let’s get together, share some finger foods.

Ha, ha … that kind of thing.

The anti-Valentine’s Day celebration is FREE and open to all ages. There’s even a great giveaway that includes a copy of the loveliest zombie novel ever—Dead Love.

—Erin Orison, DEAD LOVE/the Daily Slice